This is going to be the best festival summer ever!!! Here some words from the festival manager (german): Sommerloch? Nix da! In Kürze werdet Ihr endlich erfahren, wo es genau startet, soviel steht fest – es wird sich in oder um Berlin herum abspielen.. Doch wo genau? Wir sagen es euch, aber erst wenn die zeit reif ist. Und das wird sehr bal sein, also komm in ein paar tagen wieder und lies hier mehr über den entscheidensten jahrhundert Event in Berlin – das Berlinhipsterfestival2012 wartet auf dich.
Ok, jokes about hipsters and fixed bikes are growing old. Especially when the bikes featured are not even fixies. Seriously, they could have done a better job at that: they all have brakes, a guy rides a cruiser and the girl a… mountain bike? They look like a Mexican gang that has just lost their lowrider. Judging from this video, in the US bikes are either some weird prop for kids, to be used until you get 16 or “hipster fixed gear” material. In Berlin everybody and his mum rides a bike, so one would expect a higher standard. The video is quite entertaing, though, even though it’s 2 years old (a few centuries in hipster time). We might consider it a pioneer in the big field of hipster jokes and enjoy it as such in the daily hipster festival that is Berlin in 2012.
Yeah, it’s people making tricks with stools. You thought you had seen it all in terms of hipster sport activities… Actually the video is almost two years old, so I can’t imagine what hipsters in Berlin might have come up with in the meantime – hopefully now bikes will be back being bikes and not fancy substitutes for a lack of personality. You really need a stool for that kind of support!
I found out about this page today, while I was looking for informations about what’s going on in the Berlin hipster community (yes, I sometimes look for stuff like that on purpose. Everything to kill some time at work). They seem to be making fun of hipsters, which is the first sign of hipsterism by the way, like Wikipedia teaches us – yeah, it’s way down, I’m afraid you have to read the whole page. But they also sell t-shirts, or give away t-shirts (of course, it’s ironic!), I didn’t really get it… I didn’t get the point of the whole website, to be fair. Maybe there ain’t one, except trying to make a quick buck. That’s human nature. But they have some funny articles and this one‘s quite spot on. Hopefully they’ll have a spot in the next big hipster event in 2012 – before another trend sets in.
Ronny Tretman is a Raggae Artist from eastern Germany an d he definitely did a Video that Stücks so Bad – that it is in fact Rallye funny. It looks like in Former DDR times. The clothes they wear and The moves they make – it is so ugly. But just watch it..
Check out this crazy san fran guys – if you are still not familiar with this one – it’s a traditional japanese toy made from wood – there is this wooden thing with 3 “platforms” to land the wooden bowl on.
It will definitely be the next hipster sport in berlin – footbag is so f…ing 90ies – this is the new thing ! Check it out and start you training to be one of the trendsetting guys at next berlinhipsterfestival2012 ! For more visit kegarden.com (tempory not available)